Today's specials include a wide range of insane video visuals, a maniacal soundtrack and an even less stable cast of your favorite knuckleheads. As always, our delicacies are served hot, fresh and never-before seen. To prepare your palate, the A4D crew would be delighted to suggest a refreshing serving of the finest BMX, skate, and motocross with a dash of street bikes and an indulgent helping of house wrecking. For your entrée, may we recommend a dish of personal property destruction piled high on a bed of theft, accompanied by a generous serving of bloody self-mutilation and stuffed with a blatant disregard for rules and life? If you have room left, our on-site chefs would love to serve their superb, world-renowned "boobs 'n booze escapades", complemented by our signature heaviest of metals.

Bon Appetite.